ORDER IN THE COURT

a discord conversation

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[CHURCHILL]: I AM HERE
[CAFF]: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
[CHURCHILL]: strangles you
[CAFF]: AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[SKRIM]: The court finds you guilty of killing caff via strangulation…
[CHURCHILL]: I did it.
[CHURCHILL]: Yeah, I did that.
[JUDGE ALVIN]: the offender is innocent
[S NARRATOR]:
[S NARRATOR]: checks out
[JUDGE ALVIN]: but why would she do that
[S NARRATOR]: do what?
[JUDGE ALVIN]: that

[JUDGE ALVIN]: this
[JUDGE ALVIN]: yeah
[S NARRATOR]: chicken butt
[CHURCHILL]: I literally said I did it what
[CAFF]: She did to be fair
[JUDGE ALVIN]: ok but why would you do that
[CHURCHILL]: because
[CHURCHILL]: yes
[S NARRATOR]: judge Alvin I find you dead and illiterate because you fell for the chicken butt joke
[S NARRATOR]: Churchill gets away with the death because we don’t actually gaf abt caff that much so it’s like eh whatevs happens
[CHURCHILL]: oh
[CHURCHILL]: cool
[CAFF]: What is he saying fuck me for????
[JUDGE ALVIN]: hey be nice to him
[JUDGE ALVIN]: i see the error of my ways
[S NARRATOR]: him?
[S NARRATOR]: CAFF IS THEY THAM ALVIN
[GYNT]: GAAAHHH
[S NARRATOR]: OH HELLLLL NAH
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: the offender is innocent
[JUDGE ALVIN]: hey wait what the fuck
[JUDGE ALVIN]: no she isn’t
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: order in the court
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: there’s no proof of this
[JUDGE ALVIN]: she ADMITTED IT
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: no she didn’t the messages didn’t load yet
[S NARRATOR]: MY ALVIN RACIST HOMOPHOBIC A PIECE OF SHIT A PEDO A GROOMER AND ALL OF THE ABOVE
[JUDGE ALVIN]: you can’t prove this
[S NARRATOR]: misgendered caff
[S NARRATOR]: smh smd
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: caff’s a she?
[JUDGE ALVIN]: oh my fucking god
[CAFF]: NO WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
[CHURCHILL]: no she is
[CHURCHILL]: slaps a dress on her
[CHURCHILL]: see
[CHURCHILL]: girl
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: oh you’re a they sorry
[JUDGE ALVIN]: i forgive you
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: thank you
[CHURCHILL]: okay
[JUDGE ALVIN]: five days fingernail tearing machine + piranha bowl + temple of doom heart ritual

[replying to [CHURCHILL]: slaps a dress on her]


[SKRIM]: This is some shayy ahh shi
[SKRIM]: “Your pronouns are mine.”
[CHURCHILL]: PRONOUN ABSORPTION
[JUDGE ALVIN]: two days pronoun extraction

[replying to [SKRIM]