ORDER IN THE COURT
a discord conversation
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[CHURCHILL]: I AM HERE
[CAFF]: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
[CHURCHILL]: strangles you
[CAFF]: AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[SKRIM]: The court finds you guilty of killing caff via strangulation…
[CHURCHILL]: I did it.
[CHURCHILL]: Yeah, I did that.
[JUDGE ALVIN]: the offender is innocent
[S NARRATOR]:
[S NARRATOR]: checks out
[JUDGE ALVIN]: but why would she do that
[S NARRATOR]: do what?
[JUDGE ALVIN]: that
[JUDGE ALVIN]: this
[JUDGE ALVIN]: ^^^ yeah
[S NARRATOR]: chicken butt
[CHURCHILL]: I literally said I did it what
[CAFF]: She did to be fair
[JUDGE ALVIN]: ok but why would you do that
[CHURCHILL]: because
[CHURCHILL]: yes
[S NARRATOR]: judge Alvin I find you dead and illiterate because you fell for the chicken butt joke
[S NARRATOR]: Churchill gets away with the death because we don’t actually gaf abt caff that much so it’s like eh whatevs happens
[CHURCHILL]: oh
cool
[CAFF]: What is he saying fuck me for????
[JUDGE ALVIN]: hey be nice to him
[JUDGE ALVIN]: i see the error of my ways
[S NARRATOR]: him?
[S NARRATOR]: CAFF IS THEY THAM ALVIN
[GYNT]: GAAAHHH
[S NARRATOR]: OH HELLLLL NAH
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: the offender is innocent
[JUDGE ALVIN]: hey wait what the fuck
[JUDGE ALVIN]: no she isn’t
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: order in the court
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: there’s no proof of this
[JUDGE ALVIN]: she ADMITTED IT
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: no she didn’t the messages didn’t load yet
[S NARRATOR]: MY ALVIN RACIST HOMOPHOBIC A PIECE OF SHIT A PEDO A GROOMER AND ALL OF THE ABOVE
[JUDGE ALVIN]: you can’t prove this
[S NARRATOR]: misgendered caff
[S NARRATOR]: smh smd
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: caff’s a she?
[JUDGE ALVIN]: oh my fucking god
[CAFF]: NO WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN 😰
[CHURCHILL]: no she is
[CHURCHILL]: slaps a dress on her
[CHURCHILL]: see
[CHURCHILL]: girl
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: oh you’re a they sorry
[JUDGE ALVIN]: i forgive you
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: thank you
[CHURCHILL]: okay
[JUDGE ALVIN]: five days fingernail tearing machine + piranha bowl + temple of doom heart ritual
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[GYNT]: who are you bro
[SKRIM]: Stfu
[SKRIM]: Bro get off of me
[GYNT]: WHO ARE YOU
[SKRIM]: I’m Sonic!
[SKRIM]: Sonic the hedgehog!
[GYNT]: YOU ARE NOT SONIC
[SKRIM]: Uh oh!
[SKRIM]: You don’t have enough memory in the memory card!
[SKRIM]: Is your memory card set correctly?
[JUDGE ALVIN]: order in the couurt order in the fucking coooouuuuurt
[SKRIM]: I AM the higaruma
[JUDGE ALVIN]: i bring the bedfellows to the stand
[BEDFELLOWS SKRIM]: I didn’t do it
[JUDGE ALVIN]: clear record
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: no no no. Stop this sorcery
[THLOT]: Hey
[JUDGE ALVIN]: i bring thlot to the stand
[JUDGE ALVIN]: apparently there’s been a murder
[JUDGE ALVIN]: don’t know who though
[JUDGE ALVIN]: input?
[BEDFELLOWS SKRIM]: 
[BEDFELLOWS SKRIM]: RREAAAAGGHHHHH
[JUDGE ALVIN]:
[PAST!JUDGE ALVIN]: i bring the stand to the stand
[SAT]: Your honor uh
[SAT]: Kraft macaroni and cheese