ADMN_2: buy 99 LEMNADs, and leave the extra 5 cents as a tip
You waste most of the eye's banking account on LEMNADs, most of which you are stacking on your head for convenience. You made sure to add in the change, though.
"Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm it has caused me." - Jack Torrance, The Shining